Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Jokes

Some jokes from the kid crew for your reading enjoyment.


Hannah: How does a car get out of the water?
Abby: It doesn't.
Hannah: It floats for a little bit and then it sinks.

Joshua: Why does a shark bite?
Answer: Because sharks get hungry.

Abby: Knock, knock.
Claude: Who's there?
Abby: Abby.
Claude: Abby who?
Abby: Abby-gail!  Abby-gail!  How 'bout Abby-whale?  *giggles*

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